If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I’m still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour. (Don’t try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. (Honey, I’m home. What the. ..?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes… Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm……)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like that.)
A cat’s urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
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I know one or two employers that would do exactly the same. Cutting down expenses at any cost or do exactly as below.... On second thoughts, everybody would do that if not for those damn unions:) Anyway, sometimes the financial crisis leads to funny situations, and you can see one here.
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Two breahtaking records now.... His name is Stephen Taylor from UK. His.... organ, so to speak, measures 3,74 inches, that is from top up the upper lip til the top of the tongue. His tongue is obviously longer than that but this is how they quantify this record.
As for women, the record stays in Europe too. That's because the German Annika Irmler has tongue of 2,76 inches long. She's still in school, that is young. I don't know at this point whether a human's tongue grows longer as he/she gets older (so it should). What I know for sure is that Annika is not a girl I want to share my ice-cream with....:)
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