Courtship
It's pretty simple. In every man's love life there's the courtship stage, first. And he keeps "courting" poor girls, like there's no tomorrow. Everything is smooth during this stage. He feels as if the world belongs to him. He's the king of the jungle, he's on it, so to speak.
Marriage
If only the second stage didn't come. Things are not that simple, anymore. On the contrary. You're mine, this was it. Games? Friends? Computer? Drinks in the
savanna? Winking at
giraffes? You must be joking!!
Old age
And so, until you know it, there you are during old age. You can't gie "It"much of a use, but at least it hangs nicely, if you know what I mean. You're good for nothing old pal, jungle's disgrace :)
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The object of this test is not to admire the naked girl and wonder why couldn't they draw her so that we can see her better. Or, if you're a girl to wonder how can she be so thin. NO. The idea is to tell which way she spins. If you see her spinning clockwise then you use more of the right side of the brain when thinking. If it's the other way around, counterclockwise, then obviously you use more of the left side.
This is as test as
serious as you can get. Most of us seem to see her spinning
clockwise. But trust me, with a little effort she can be seen
counterclockwise.
The most simple way to do that is to start looking at her foot shadow. Then YOU decide which way she spins, OK? Moving your sight upwards you'll see she gets the direction you gave her. It's simpler than you think. But anyway, the whole idea is to decide which part of your brain you're using the most. Here's some explanation for each situation that should tell you more about yourself:
Right side of the brain functions:
- Feelings
- Broader picture
- Imagination leads you
- Symbols and images
- Philosophy and Religion
- I get it pretty fast
- Spatial Perception
- Based on fantasy
- Impetuous
- Risk taking
Left side of the brain functions:
- Logic
- Details
- Facts lead the life
- Words and language
- Present and past
- Maths and sciences
- Ability of understanding
- The perception of order and mechanisms
- Based on reality
- Makes strategies
- Practical
- Doesn't take risks
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Did you have enough of those classic Christmas trees? Me neither. Anyway others seem to have done just that and invented all sorts of alternatives to the traditional Christmas tree. Nothing to say really; their ideas are really ok. But wait till you see what came to their mind.... Trees made out of books, or emplty beer bottles. Out of wood or plywood. Electronic Chrismas tree or the ladder one. For starters the Christmas tree made ouf of a coloured pencil.
The next on our list is the plywood tree. Its designer brags about his invention being 80% environmentally safer. How's that? Isn't that wood too? Whatever....
We have next the LED Tree, inspired by computer games. We're talking about a Pac Man version, where LED creatures chase one another. To eat one onother, what did you think? They don't care it's Christmas.
The books Christmas tree. It's the invention of a library in Aalborg, Denmark. Interesting idea to draw customers....
We stick to books. Not that anyone reads them. At least they're more useful this way.
The tree down here evokes a Central Europe 12 century tradition. That of hanging the tree on the ceiling, upside down. In this case having the tree turned gives you more room for presents. If I knew Santa Clause brought me more presents, I'd place the tree this way myself. Which.... won't be the case :)
A Christmas tree as original as it can get. Made out of emply bottles. I know they had a drink in that house.
For the next two pictures we have a device that simply projects the image of a tree on the wall. I mean in this case we don't even have a physical tree. What can I say, it's better than nothing.
They call the next one the modern tree. Far away from classic tree. Well so much for the future.
This one is the nerds' tree. Made out of a series of LEDs, a computer fan that keeps spinning to create the image on a tree. If the fan stops, good bye Oh Christmas tree....
There's nothing much to say about the next tree. It's made out of a ladder. Actually it's just a ladder ornated with bulbs and everything. It's the thought that counts after all.
If I didn't tell you the next one is a Christmas tree you wouldn't have a clue, right? Yes, it's made out of wood, individual pieces. Has holes for candles and it looks like old stuff. Good in need.
The origami Christmas tree. Makes a good impression if put in an office or so.
The neon light Christmas tree. Created for the Oxford Circus.
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OMG, he pisses me off!! Get away from there, I can't focus. Yes, I can, I'm a professional. Look, I'm getting focused now. I've been practicing a lot on this. Basketball is my thing... If only that monkey weren't there.... I can do it... I know I can. Oh sh**!!
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We already knew that working for Google had certain advantages, but, believe me, this giant of the search motor takes the welfare of its employees seriously... as shown by this decompression (stress) capsule that is impermeable to sound and light...
Moving around: A slide allows quick access from differ ent floors ... There are also poles available ... they are similar to the ones used in fire stations.
Food. Employees can eat all they want from a vast choice of food and drink.
Work Station: Each employee has at least two large screens. There are 4-6 'Zooglers' per office.
INNOVATION: Large boards are available just about everywhere because 'ideas don't always come when seated in the office' says one of Google's managers.
LEISURE. Pool tables, video games etc. are available in many areas.
Communication... On each floor, there are private cabin areas where employees can attend to personal affairs.
Technical Support: Problem with your computer? No problem... Bring it to this area where drinks are available while it is being fixed...
Health: Professional masseurs (eusses) available.
There's also a reading and having fun room.
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Everything's perfect in the first month. You get introduced to the new colleagues,
the boss is the nicest person on Earth... He praises you every now and then.
To cut it short - things are smooth.
Things might get a bit rough and hectic, the second month.
The setting is the same,
it's just that it's as if you never work enough
and the boss doesn't seem that happy with you.
It all gets really interesting in the third month:))
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So much passion! So much drama! This guy here proves he's an honorable follower of Pavarotti's. Makes you feel the tension. Takes music to a new dimension.
Now seriously, what was he thinking? Why didn't he try hip-hop, or techno music. Why opera? Why, why?
After you see this, nothing will ever be the same.
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Lots of times I end up being all alone at home. No friends, no girlfriend, no school, no job, no nothing. But it's not like I despair or anything... Turn the tv on, grab a beer from the fridge... Yeah, that's what I call life.
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What do you think, my friend? She's gonna do nothing and look at you while you're such a stupid f***? Noooo, sweet revenge is coming when you least expect it. You are so busted... and it's so original that you can't say anything at all. And we're laughing our pants off. That's what I call bad luck, my friend....
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We could say so if we looked at the video below. A slight lack of imagination of the producers at dancing scenes? One could assume that there are some patterns concerning the way the cartoon character moves and acts. The psychologic patterns are obvious.... I wonder if, by any chance, there are physical, real, grabable patterns. One just changes the character's head and looks and there you have it - a new movie!
Anyway, it's not easy to do animation. When the movies below were actually produced, the PC was not such a big hit as it is today, making it even more difficult. All the drawings were made manually. Quite complicated, if we take into consideration that even now it takes a few years to complete a hour and a half animation movie.
Yet, all in all the fault-finders found the anomalies and the guys with Disney studios got caught. Interesting though...
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It's good to spend quality time. If old folks had a video game only for themselves, it would definitely look like this one. Good thing they doesn't exist yet, otherwise our grandparents would be too busy for us.
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. 
