Man's love life. The three stages
Courtship
It's pretty simple. In every man's love life there's the courtship stage, first. And he keeps "courting" poor girls, like there's no tomorrow. Everything is smooth during this stage. He feels as if the world belongs to him. He's the king of the jungle, he's on it, so to speak.
Marriage
If only the second stage didn't come. Things are not that simple, anymore. On the contrary. You're mine, this was it. Games? Friends? Computer? Drinks in the savanna? Winking at giraffes? You must be joking!!
Old age
And so, until you know it, there you are during old age. You can't gie "It"much of a use, but at least it hangs nicely, if you know what I mean. You're good for nothing old pal, jungle's disgrace :)
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- Stages of work. First three months
- Home alone and oh so bored
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