Funny basketball - how to make him miss the shot
OMG, he pisses me off!! Get away from there, I can't focus. Yes, I can, I'm a professional. Look, I'm getting focused now. I've been practicing a lot on this. Basketball is my thing... If only that monkey weren't there.... I can do it... I know I can. Oh sh**!!
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. 
