Wife's sweet revenge
What do you think, my friend? She's gonna do nothing and look at you while you're such a stupid f***? Noooo, sweet revenge is coming when you least expect it. You are so busted... and it's so original that you can't say anything at all. And we're laughing our pants off. That's what I call bad luck, my friend....
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. 
