Courtship
It's pretty simple. In every man's love life there's the courtship stage, first. And he keeps "courting" poor girls, like there's no tomorrow. Everything is smooth during this stage. He feels as if the world belongs to him. He's the king of the jungle, he's on it, so to speak.
Marriage
If only the second stage didn't come. Things are not that simple, anymore. On the contrary. You're mine, this was it. Games? Friends? Computer? Drinks in the
savanna? Winking at
giraffes? You must be joking!!
Old age
And so, until you know it, there you are during old age. You can't gie "It"much of a use, but at least it hangs nicely, if you know what I mean. You're good for nothing old pal, jungle's disgrace :)
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The object of this test is not to admire the naked girl and wonder why couldn't they draw her so that we can see her better. Or, if you're a girl to wonder how can she be so thin. NO. The idea is to tell which way she spins. If you see her spinning clockwise then you use more of the right side of the brain when thinking. If it's the other way around, counterclockwise, then obviously you use more of the left side.
This is as test as
serious as you can get. Most of us seem to see her spinning
clockwise. But trust me, with a little effort she can be seen
counterclockwise.
The most simple way to do that is to start looking at her foot shadow. Then YOU decide which way she spins, OK? Moving your sight upwards you'll see she gets the direction you gave her. It's simpler than you think. But anyway, the whole idea is to decide which part of your brain you're using the most. Here's some explanation for each situation that should tell you more about yourself:
Right side of the brain functions:
- Feelings
- Broader picture
- Imagination leads you
- Symbols and images
- Philosophy and Religion
- I get it pretty fast
- Spatial Perception
- Based on fantasy
- Impetuous
- Risk taking
Left side of the brain functions:
- Logic
- Details
- Facts lead the life
- Words and language
- Present and past
- Maths and sciences
- Ability of understanding
- The perception of order and mechanisms
- Based on reality
- Makes strategies
- Practical
- Doesn't take risks
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Did you have enough of those classic Christmas trees? Me neither. Anyway others seem to have done just that and invented all sorts of alternatives to the traditional Christmas tree. Nothing to say really; their ideas are really ok. But wait till you see what came to their mind.... Trees made out of books, or emplty beer bottles. Out of wood or plywood. Electronic Chrismas tree or the ladder one. For starters the Christmas tree made ouf of a coloured pencil.
The next on our list is the plywood tree. Its designer brags about his invention being 80% environmentally safer. How's that? Isn't that wood too? Whatever....
We have next the LED Tree, inspired by computer games. We're talking about a Pac Man version, where LED creatures chase one another. To eat one onother, what did you think? They don't care it's Christmas.
The books Christmas tree. It's the invention of a library in Aalborg, Denmark. Interesting idea to draw customers....
We stick to books. Not that anyone reads them. At least they're more useful this way.
The tree down here evokes a Central Europe 12 century tradition. That of hanging the tree on the ceiling, upside down. In this case having the tree turned gives you more room for presents. If I knew Santa Clause brought me more presents, I'd place the tree this way myself. Which.... won't be the case :)
A Christmas tree as original as it can get. Made out of emply bottles. I know they had a drink in that house.
For the next two pictures we have a device that simply projects the image of a tree on the wall. I mean in this case we don't even have a physical tree. What can I say, it's better than nothing.
They call the next one the modern tree. Far away from classic tree. Well so much for the future.
This one is the nerds' tree. Made out of a series of LEDs, a computer fan that keeps spinning to create the image on a tree. If the fan stops, good bye Oh Christmas tree....
There's nothing much to say about the next tree. It's made out of a ladder. Actually it's just a ladder ornated with bulbs and everything. It's the thought that counts after all.
If I didn't tell you the next one is a Christmas tree you wouldn't have a clue, right? Yes, it's made out of wood, individual pieces. Has holes for candles and it looks like old stuff. Good in need.
The origami Christmas tree. Makes a good impression if put in an office or so.
The neon light Christmas tree. Created for the Oxford Circus.
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So much passion! So much drama! This guy here proves he's an honorable follower of Pavarotti's. Makes you feel the tension. Takes music to a new dimension.
Now seriously, what was he thinking? Why didn't he try hip-hop, or techno music. Why opera? Why, why?
After you see this, nothing will ever be the same.
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Lots of times I end up being all alone at home. No friends, no girlfriend, no school, no job, no nothing. But it's not like I despair or anything... Turn the tv on, grab a beer from the fridge... Yeah, that's what I call life.
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What do you think, my friend? She's gonna do nothing and look at you while you're such a stupid f***? Noooo, sweet revenge is coming when you least expect it. You are so busted... and it's so original that you can't say anything at all. And we're laughing our pants off. That's what I call bad luck, my friend....
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I’m still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour. (Don’t try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off. (Honey, I’m home. What the. ..?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes… Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life…quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm……)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing)
An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain. ( I know some people like that.)
A cat’s urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. 
