Lots of times I end up being all alone at home. No friends, no girlfriend, no school, no job, no nothing. But it's not like I despair or anything... Turn the tv on, grab a beer from the fridge... Yeah, that's what I call life.
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
